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The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. Before i get too much farther its important to know that when someone calls the store any staff member can pick up, and that when you answer you say a scripted phrase to let the customer know what store theyve called, where that store is and which. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. Luckily for me, it was only a small group of girls making those calls, mostly from one phone. Faculty members lent their holiday decorations, including large inflatables to. At least one of my colleagues asked faculty (our regular customers) for help with this prank. Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Opening my office door opened my eyes to the outrageous number of holiday decorations and my ears to the loud sounds of holiday inflatables. The video starts with Brad lying down in the couple's bed and. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about and it will only cost you $10.00." Maybe its not your kind of humour, but watch out, theres always someone who will find it hilarious In Ireland, a popular prank is to send someone on a. Brad posted the video, which has had more than 170,000 views, to Facebook last night with the caption: 'DIY prank turns violent.'. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
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